#2 asked me the other day, "Mom, is teleporting really real?"
I said, "No, it is just pretend"
#2 said, "No sir, it is real, Jesus teleports"
I laughed and said, "No, he doesn't"
Then he said, "Well how does he get from one place to another?"
I thought about how to answer, and then told him he would have to ask Dad.
Who knows? maybe Jesus does teleport